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Friday, September 13, 2013

Sylvia and Wanda


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OK-I got this from a FaceBook friend's page.
Just had to put it here!   :)

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SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.

WANDA: Hi! Sylvia.
How'd you die?

SYLVIA: I froze to death.

WANDA: How horrible!

SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?

WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

SYLVIA: So, what happened?

WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.

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4 Comments:

At September 14, 2013 at 12:14 PM , Blogger Sally said...

Now, that is hysterical! Love it. And,needed that laugh!

Thanks, Junie.

xoxo

 
At September 18, 2013 at 12:27 PM , Blogger Betsy Adams said...

Oh ---how cute. I missed that one on FB.... By the way, I'm enjoying keeping up with you and your big family on FB..
Hugs,
Betsy

 
At September 19, 2013 at 8:39 AM , Blogger JunieRose2005 said...

Thanks, Betsy and Sally!

I enjoy both Blogging and FaceBook but it gets hard keeping up sometimes! :)

 
At September 24, 2013 at 9:31 PM , Blogger Carletta said...

LOL! Too funny Junie!

 

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